Let me invite your attention to the portals of Calicut Medical College, where from hundreds of doctors have flown off for the safeguarding of humanity, to save them all far and near from the claws of ill health and make sure that everybody is just fine and running in good health. the lecture halls are always there echoing , the garden still blooms, and the whole atmosphere smells of knowledge of service, But "Hey" what's happening in the gents room or what we call the T.T. Room. its definitely not service to humanity but rather services of T.T balls. Its hard core war over the T.T table, Its hardcore discussion over the new chicks in the college and definitely it is nothing regarding studies. Its a gang called Y2k's. they are creatures that are smart and appreciable in the daylight but lurks in the dark and nobody seems to know about them....
Let us examine them, It seems that there are definite rules to be called a Y2k.
1. You should be considered a great "makku" but in reality you may or may not     be that successful.
2. Deep down you should know that you are the ugliest form of life
3. Deep down, but not that down, you should keep secrets
    about ----------(Y2ks know them better).
4. Above all, girls should have a clean impression about you, i.e. whatever ugly      words you may use, dirty tricks you may play, or how serious you may be;      you are considered silly and good for nothing, but innocent beings good for  only one thing "kuthu".
In a nutshell, even the girl you love the most or adore the most thinks the same about you though you are damn serious about it.
So are you Y2k O.K
If you are ready lets meet the individual species of this Phylum

Big & Round, lot of soft blubber, even soft a mind and even softer sensitivity and softest of all, I guess that too is his sensitivity. Sessile form of life, but still manages to keep up with the faster members of the phylum huffing, puffing & panting. This creature is shifting its position in taxonomy & is turning into a clean type of fowl (KOZHI). The unique ability of this creature is its ability to indulge in multiple activities at a time. It can do kozhi, it can do kozhi, it can do senti & senti & seldom attacks or become aggressive.
Habitat: Biochem Hall & the proximal 10m of its verandah especially with the female species of the junior batches.
                                             
One of the better adapted of the species with a bit high I.Q. Always has a peculiar smile on its face as if silly but really, he is silly. Plays T.T well, and an archer par excellence (that's what he thinks, not me). One of the guys with the neatest of impressions, but hey we know this guy, the father of absurd thoughts & discussions. He means a lot by a few words, but speaks a lot of words!!! His conversations contain 20% chali, 20% chali, 20% academic, 10% academic & the rest again chali.
Doesn't prowl around but on a bike.
Just like his mother's name overturned, has all the tricks in the bag but still gets on the top( I mean real good sense top!!!)of the class. It's sound box is congenitally damaged presenting as frequent shrieks. It's sound may be small, but it's just enthralling and par excellence in everything else This time I really mean everything else).

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HARISH

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